Reality is sort of sinking in for a change. If all goes well I'll be an actual attorney in the not too distant future, and that scares me. I do not feel prepared to be an attorney. To help myself along, I think I should start eliminating some words out of my vernacular. I should no longer say: "like, sweet, awesome, really?, fuck yeah, totally, SO, rock out with my cock out"
This is why:
Me: "I am SO going to file the motion today."
Judge: "Motion granted"
Me: "Sweet!"
Judge: "Motion denied"
Me: "Really?"
Co-worker: "don't you have an appearance today?"
Me: "fuck yeah! I am totally going to rock out with my cock out!!"
I can come up with too many examples for "like."
As Ms. Smith says, this could be like the Smurfs not saying "smurf," but I have to try if I am going to get and stay employed. Also, I need to work on not flashing devil horns as a way of saying "fuck yeah!" or "rock on!" I'm pretty sure that is not an acceptable way of getting one's point across.
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Judge: Did you want a continuance on that?
Me: I can do that? Fuck yeah, hook my shit uuuuup.
Yah, I *feel* ya on this one, girl.
Um ... I did not know that that juicy song was by the worst band of all time. (Should have guessed). I base my opinion solely on the fact that they release "Laid" as a single. A cover as a single? Oooooooo kay then.
LOVE YOU!! So glad to be back, I've so missed my manderpanders!!!
Whatever. I'm going to roll into court with my full Beatles Impersonator/Cover Band dressed in vintage suits with shaggy haircuts and not-so-sensible shoes.
Hiptards win the case, EVERY TIME.
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