There are so many topics that come to mind for this particular blog! It's a complete 180 from the last few weeks. Hallelujah! (and, yes, this heathen did use dictionary.com to look up the spelling of that word. Much to my surprise, I spelled it correctly).
Two weeks ago, the class had to give group projects. One group had the brilliant idea to hand out mini magic 8-balls as prizes for not falling asleep during their presentation (and I am not referring to 1/8 ounce of H, coke or tina). The idea was brilliant, because that is exactly what I was needing, since I have the acumen of a thumb tack. Now I can rely on the trusted magic 8-ball to make guide my life decisions. From my magic 8-ball I have divined that I will, in fact, pass the Bar exam on the first try; I will not be sued for malpractice; I will eventually find a job in San Francisco; I will once again be able to afford my own apartment, and I will eventually travel the entire world. The magic 8 ball was unclear as to whether I would eventually meet a rich paramour to fund my travels and eccentricities (or at least my shopping sprees at Anthropologie). I carry my magic 8 ball around with me, as though it has the same "essential" status as my keys, wallet and bus pass. What I failed to ask the magic 8 ball, and which could have saved me on some anxiety, was whether I have any cavities.
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You are a dental inspiration, sphincter. Now, you should also inspire me to study, write my papers, and get a job! Whoooooooo WEEEEEE.
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