Don't get sentimental, it always ends up drivel

I accomplished much during my break from blogging. I: successfully took the CA Bar exam; hurt my back; underwent a root canal without dying; brought back "booyah;" made a lucrative bet in an unusual currency; joined facebook and created a pet zombie; bought my first jar of eye cream; have had 2 jobs and hated one but under appreciated the other; been asked to be a maid of honor. There were other things I wanted to accomplish, such as travel to Portugal and back up my computer for the first time, but that is what lists are for.